Had a bad day? Or even a good one; any day is a perfect day for funny and inspirational unicorn quotes. These are quotes by unicorns and on unicorns. They are from books, movies and unicorn friends. They will brighten your day with unicorn sparkle!
Funny and Inspirational Unicorn Quotes
“A unicorn will love you forever. Forever.”
– The Salesman, Unicorn Store movie
Who would n´t want to be loved forever? The Salesman in the 2017 film Unicorn Store knows how to make a girl want to get a unicorn.
“Just because you haven´t seen a unicorn doesn´t mean they don´t exist. Horses with horns on their foreheads who can only be approached by virgins are perfectly logical, their existence has not been confirmed yet.”
– Rich Daniel, “the grand high llama” of the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
“Dreams are the playgrounds of unicorns.”
“Unicorns don’t grow on trees. They grow on magic mountains!”
I´d love to visit those magic mountains!
“Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”
“You´re never too old for unicorns.”
This unicorn quote is a good reminder, that we should free our inner child and not please others. Have the kind of unicorn home and unicorn life you want. Live your own magical unicorn life!
“Sorry, I can’t. I have to walk my unicorn.”
So, you got a homework you don’t want to do? Your boss gave you an unpleasant task? Your wife / husband / partner / mom asked you to do the dishes, and you just can´t, not right now?
If you’re running out of excuses, why don’t you try this one? It might leave them speechless, at least for a second.
Of course, your boss / teacher /mom / partner might know unicorns won’t usually allow themselves to be kept as pets or in captivity. So, if they are well-informed on unicorns, your explanation might not work. But it’s worth a try, right?
“Everything is better with a unicorn.”
“Unicorns can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore, I’m a unicorn.”
Actually, there are some unicorns that can fly, winged unicorns and pegasi (pegasi are not really unicorns, though). But “regular” unicorns can’t fly. The logic of this unicorn quote allows us all to be unicorns, which is pretty awesome!
“You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you!”
Do you believe in unicorns? That is a question you might have heard, but there is a question nobody seems to ask: Do unicorns believe in you?
This quote points towards that question, and also the answer: “You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you!”
“Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.”
“My friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn!”
“You don’t need to be perfect. Being magical is enough.”
“You either believe in unicorns or you’re wrong.”
“Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.”
“The most important thing is that I believe in myself.”
“A unicorn is someone who knows they are magical and is not afraid to show it.”
“´Unicorns are lame´, said nobody ever.”
“Only awesome people can see unicorns.”
“My unicorn made me do it.”
“I’d rather be a unicorn.”
“I’m not weird – I’m a unicorn.”
“Being a unicorn isn’t about being real. It’s about being real awesome.”
“Unleash your inner unicorn!”
“When I look in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A bad ass unicorn.”
“We believe in one Unicorn, the Pink, the Invisible.”
– Part of the creed of the IPU.
“Their bodies are white, their heads dark red, and their eyes dark blue. They have a horn on the forehead which is about a foot and a half in length.”
– Ctesias, Indica, 398 BCE
“People say he is completely invincible and that his whole strength lies in his horn. When he knows he is being pursued by many hunters and about to be captured, he leaps up to a clifftop and throws himself down from it, and as he falls he turns himself in such a way that his horn completely cushions the shock and he escapes unharmed.”
– Cosmas Indicopleuestes, Christian Topography, 545 CE.
“Have a magical day.”
Romantic Unicorn Quotes – Say it with a Unicorn. ♥
“You are my magical unicorn.”
“You’re like a unicorn that brings me ice cream on a sunny day: Too good to be true.”
“You’re as sweet as a unicorn fart.”
What’s Your Favorite Unicorn Quote?
I’d love to know what is your personal favorite unicorn quote! Is there a funny or inspirational unicorn quote that wasn’t mentioned on this post? Please share it with us in the comment section below!
Have a magical day (I guess I just revealed my favorite unicorn quote). ♥
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