Inspirational Unicorn Quotes to Brighten Your Day

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Had a bad day? Or even a good one; any day is a perfect day for funny and inspirational unicorn quotes. These are quotes by unicorns and on unicorns. They are from books, movies and unicorn friends. They will brighten your day with unicorn sparkle!

Funny and Inspirational Unicorn Quotes

“A unicorn will love you forever. Forever.”

– The Salesman, Unicorn Store movie

Who would n´t want to be loved forever? The Salesman in the 2017 film Unicorn Store knows how to make a girl want to get a unicorn.

 

“Just because you haven´t seen a unicorn doesn´t mean they don´t exist. Horses with horns on their foreheads who can only be approached by virgins are perfectly logical, their existence has not been confirmed yet.”

Rich Daniel, “the grand high llama” of the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

 

“Dreams are the playgrounds of unicorns.”

“Unicorns don’t grow on trees. They grow on magic mountains!”

I´d love to visit those magic mountains!

 

“Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”

“You´re never too old for unicorns.”

you are never too old for unicorns

This unicorn quote is a good reminder, that we should free our inner child and not please others. Have the kind of unicorn home and unicorn life you want. Live your own magical unicorn life!

 

“Sorry, I can’t. I have to walk my unicorn.”

So, you got a homework you don’t want to do? Your boss gave you an unpleasant task? Your wife / husband / partner / mom asked you to do the dishes, and you just can´t, not right now?

If you’re running out of excuses, why don’t you try this one? It might leave them speechless, at least for a second.

Of course, your boss / teacher /mom / partner might know unicorns won’t usually allow themselves to be kept as pets or in captivity. So, if they are well-informed on unicorns, your explanation might not work. But it’s worth a try, right?

 

“Everything is better with a unicorn.”

 

“Unicorns can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore, I’m a unicorn.”

Actually, there are some unicorns that can fly, winged unicorns and pegasi (pegasi are not really unicorns, though). But “regular” unicorns can’t fly. The logic of this unicorn quote allows us all to be unicorns, which is pretty awesome!

 

“You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you!”

Do you believe in unicorns? That is a question you might have heard, but there is a question nobody seems to ask: Do unicorns believe in you?

This quote points towards that question, and also the answer: “You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you!”

 

“Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.”

always be a unicorn

 

“My friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn!”

 

“You don’t need to be perfect. Being magical is enough.”

 

“You either believe in unicorns or you’re wrong.”

 

“Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.”

 

“The most important thing is that I believe in myself.”

 

“A unicorn is someone who knows they are magical and is not afraid to show it.”

 

“´Unicorns are lame´, said nobody ever.”

 

“Only awesome people can see unicorns.”

 

“My unicorn made me do it.”

 

“I’d rather be a unicorn.”

 

“U is for unicorn.”u is for unicorn

 

“I’m not weird – I’m a unicorn.”

 

“Being a unicorn isn’t about being real. It’s about being real awesome.”

 

“Unleash your inner unicorn!”

 

“When I look in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A bad ass unicorn.”

 

“We believe in one Unicorn, the Pink, the Invisible.”

– Part of the creed of the IPU.

 

“Their bodies are white, their heads dark red, and their eyes dark blue. They have a horn on the forehead which is about a foot and a half in length.”

Ctesias, Indica, 398 BCE

 

“People say he is completely invincible and that his whole strength lies in his horn. When he knows he is being pursued by many hunters and about to be captured, he leaps up to a clifftop and throws himself down from it, and as he falls he turns himself in such a way that his horn completely cushions the shock and he escapes unharmed.”

Cosmas Indicopleuestes, Christian Topography, 545 CE.

 

“Have a magical day.”

 

Romantic Unicorn Quotes – Say it with a Unicorn.

 

“You are my magical unicorn.”

 

“You’re like a unicorn that brings me ice cream on a sunny day: Too good to be true.”

 

“You’re as sweet as a unicorn fart.”

 

What’s Your Favorite Unicorn Quote?

I’d love to know what is your personal favorite unicorn quote! Is there a funny or inspirational unicorn quote that wasn’t mentioned on this post? Please share it with us in the comment section below!

Have a magical day (I guess I just revealed my favorite unicorn quote).

 

14 Comments

  1. These are definitely enough to brighten my day. I was already having a pleasant day before I came across this article and I can say for sure that it is perfect. I particularly like the quote that “being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn”. That had me smiling for real. This has been a true delight. Thanks for sharing 

    1. Hi Rhain,

      Happy to hear these unicorn quotes made your day even brighter. ^^

  2. I’ve always loved unicorns so these quotes are so inspiring to me. I really love that one with “I have to walk my unicorn”, I feel like it’s so funny and obvious at the same time (like that person who you’re saying it to will clearly understand that you have anything else better to do than doing what she/he wants you to). I’m definitely going to use it next time I want to make a joke by not doing a certain thing. Thanks for the ideas, they’re super cool.

    1. Hi Tracy,

      I also think that’s a funny quote. I’d love to see how the person you will say “I have to walk my unicorn” to will react. 😀

  3. Hi Kirsti, I absolutely love self-development.  Actually I love anything that is uplifting. This site feels like home to me.   The unicorn is cute and adds a different approach to the beautiful quotes on this page.  Thanks for sharing them.  They make me feel good just by reading them. I love the quote that says everything is better with a unicorn.  The unicorn can become your anchor point when using the quotes.  What I mean is that if I feel down, I should only think of the little unicorn and immediately remember the quotes and start feeling better again.

    1. Hello Karen,

      That is so true, the quote “everything is better with a unicorn” can mean even if you feel down, you feel better even if you just think about unicorns. And that is true! Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us. 

  4. This is a lovely list of inspirational unicorn quotes, thank you for sharing it! They brought a smile on my face – I love when I encounter a website that creates positive atmosphere and brings cheerfulness 😊 While I liked all of the quotes, if I have to chose the favorite one, I would go with: ‘’Unleash your inner unicorn!’’. It sounds like a great motivational quote, when you also have to remind yourself to believe and trust the magic.

    1. Thank you Katja, happy to hear these unicorn quotes made you smile. Yes, this quote is very motivational when you think about it. There is so much magic inside all of us, all we need is already there. We just need to let it out.

  5. Hello Kirsty, thank you for sharing these inspirational unicorn quotes to brighten my day. These are amazing quotes my friend: some are funny, some me thinking for a while, while others got me really confused! 🤔

    I don’t really know if unicorn exist but I have read about them, I have watched movies about them etc. It’s cool to know that they believe in me even if I don’t believe in them. Well, U is for Unicorn. Pinky  🦄

    1. Hi,

      Yes, unicorns always believe in you, so you should believe in yourself too. ^^ I’d love to know which unicorn quotes made you confused?

  6. Many thanks to you for giving us such a beautiful article and I have learned many unicorn descriptions through you and I have loved unicorn since childhood.In my view, unicorns encourage people and I think its part of the inspiration .As a kid I used to write in a Unicorn on my notebook and read them in my leisure time .In your article I found some of my favorites unicorns.I hope that after reading this article, many people will be happy to see so many unicorns together and will share their experiences with you very soon. 

    1. Hello Shanta,

      I agree, I also think unicorns encourage people. They certainly encourage me. Thank you for sharing your thoughts on unicorns and how they are a part of your life.

  7. Thank you for sharing these inspirational uncorn quotes to brighten my day, I love reading inspirational books and quotes. they keep me moving forward and inspire me.

    My favorite unicorn quotes :

    ” Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true”
    ” Unicorns don’t loose sleep over the opinions of little ponies”

    And I also like the lessons from unicorn
    – There’s magic inside you
    –  Anything is possible
    – You don’t need wings to fly ( my favorite)
    – Its OK to be different
    – Always believe in yourself, even if nobody else does

    1. Hi Princess,

      I love inspirational quotes too, they give me strength. Maybe also because I love metaphors, and inspirational quotes often have some kind of metaphor in them.

      Those unicorn quotes are great additions, thank you so much for sharing them. 

      “Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true” I hadn’t heard this unicorn quote before, and I just love it!

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I'm a writer, a unicorn lover and a day dreamer. I want to share the magical world of unicorns with you.

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